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Music & Lyrics - The Mummy Returns Again- The Musical

Act 1 Act 2
Mummy Returns Again (Listen to Sample) They Can’t Take That Away (Listen to Sample)
My Name is Neverbeenanygood (Listen to Sample) I Gotta Girl (Listen to Sample)
Walk Like An Egyptian(Listen to Sample)
Do You Like Rock & Roll? (Listen to Sample)
U Can’t Touch This (Listen to Sample) Pre-Fab Girl (Listen to Sample)
Rap Song (Listen to Sample) You Can’t Stop the Music (Listen to Sample)
Play That Country Music Cowboy (Listen to Sample)  (Sample quality lower than CD to allow faster download)
 

Mummy Returns Again

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Mummy returns again
Mummy returns again

Mummy returns again
Mummy returns again

Woh woh woh

Say you can’t stand it no more
The Mummy’s back again
No more sequels oh no
’cos I’ve seen them all before
A hundred times or more

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

Woh woh woh

Our friend thinks he’s perfect I know
I think we know the score
He thinks he’s a rapper, oh boy
He is such a bore
His songs just make me snore

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

I’ll wait here every day
Waiting can be such a pain
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

Woh woh woh

The Mummy’s back
Mummy returns again
The Mummy’s back
Mummy returns again

Say you can’t stand it no more
The Mummy’s back again
No more sequels oh no
’cos I’ve seen them all before
A hundred times or more

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

I’ll wait here every day
Waiting can be such a pain
Yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

He’s alive, he’s come back
For a legend never dies
yes it’s true what they say
Mummy returns again

My Name is - Neverbeenanygood


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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Ahem.. Doctor Halfasleep
I’d like to thank you for waking me up

Hi kids! Do you like gory stuff? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see how my body was stuffed full of sawdust? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and listen to rap? (Yeah yeah!)
Try rhymin’ and sound like a big sap? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out why I can’t find a hot date? (Uggh..)
I reuse these bandages I love to recycle
But waiting here for years has made me maniacal
It all started when I was dissed by this girl
Now my revenge is about to unfurl
They dumped me here all wrapped up and left for dead
With no food, no cable and no comfy bed
Now the time has come for me to shock the nation
Let them open their ears to a new revelation
This thing called rap and it’s here to stay
Don’t try to stop me just get out of the way

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

My old teacher said that I wouldn’t amount to a lot
But it’s hard to study when you’re buried in a grave plot
Now I’m a big winner, some say a grinner
All I need now is a nice microwave dinner (mmmm)
Tired of being wrapped up, sick of being locked in
Waiting here for so long paying off a royal sin
Archaeologists digging ‘round looking so terse
Wonder why they’re screaming “NOT ANOTHER CURSE!”
Most of my life I was with the in-crowd
Now all that I’m in is a dirty old cloth shroud
I knew I’d come back and become a great rapper
I’m so good looking, modest and dapper
The Mummy Returns would make a great movie
If I’m the main star it’s bound to be groovy (yeh sure)
But my music will be what seals my fame
I’ll rap ‘til the whole world knows my name (who are you?)

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

Stop the show! The Mummy returns again! (Oh no!)
I’ve seen that movie, I know how it all ends
I’m not ready to leave, I only just got here
I’ve got no guts but I’m a man with no fear
Where is my true love, where can she be?
She said she’d wait around but that was 300BC (oops)
All my life I was very alive
Now I’ve a second chance no way that I will hide
You heard what I said, I’m no longer dead
I’m sure this new fame will go straight to my head
While I was sleeping I heard about the rest
Now I’m here to shout to the world – “RAP IS THE BEST”
Over the years I’ve had plenty of sleep
Time to ditch the bed, time to dig deep
Show the world a new way to rhyme
Tell them all now it’s Mummy Time! (Can’t touch this)

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Neverbeenanygood

(repeat 4 times)

Mr Halfasleep let’s keep this little secret between you and me

Walk Like An Egyptian


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All the old paintings on the tombs,
They do the sand dance don't you know.
If they move too quick (oh whey oh),
They're falling down like a domino.
All the pyramids by the Nile,
They all have stood the test of time.
And the old pharaoh (oh whey oh),
He spends his days bustin’ on a rhyme.
Death masks with a touch of class hey,
(Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

Dark soldiers all take their spears,
They spin around in sandals and skirts.
They've got the moves (oh whey oh),
They dance around until it hurts.
The Mummy is so sick of sleep,
His eyeballs are still full of sand.
Just say the word (oh whey oh),
He’s walking like an Egyptian.
Don’t fart in the sarcophagus no,
(Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian

[Bridge]

Moon-dance your feet up the street,
bend your arm, then you pull it back.
Rap is right to go (oh whey oh),
So strike a pose and pretend your black.
If you want to make lots of cash,
Rhyming is now the way to go.
Look fast and flash (oh whey oh),
Speed it up don’t talk so slow
It’s a secret club with their men,
Jumping right from now to then
All these devouts know (oh whey oh),
They walk the line like Egyptian.
Say the words so they can be heard say
(Whey oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh)
Walk like an Egyptian, Walk like an Egyptian.

U Can't touch this


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U Can’t touch this (before song begins)

Can’t touch this
Can’t touch this
Can’t touch this

I, I , I , I wanna be, myself
I’m the Mummy I’m good for your health
This movie - though is sick
Find the Director and give him the flick
And the actors - can go too
Talkin’ that rubbish that smells like poo
Now I know - this much
This is a beat that - you can’t touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I told you homeboy - can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, that's how we’re livin' and ya know - can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look into my eyes man - can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Let me bust the funky lyrics bro’ - you can’t touch this

My words are like - a trance
You got it like that you know wanna dance
So move - out of your seat
Get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' - hold on
Pump a little bit and know it's going on
Like that - like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know - you're too much
And this is a beat uh - they can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo I told you - can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Why you standing there man - can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo sound the bell school’s in sucker - can't touch this

Give me a song - or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Turn - your caps to the side
Sit right back and enjoy the ride
That's hyped - and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a rap - to learn
What it's gonna take in this age to burn
The charts - legit
Either bling up or you might as well quit

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's word because you know
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Wrap it up!

[Dance]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Mummifed!

Go with the flow - it is said
If you can't move to this then you’re probably dead
So wave - your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it - for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move - slide don’t stink
Just for a while let's all do the Sphinx

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sitting back looking around - can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No need to move you’re cool - can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You'll get hyped boy 'cause you know - you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ring the bell school's back in - break it down!

[Dance]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Mummified!

Every time you see me, that Mummy's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others rapping music that just don’t hit
I came back from the grave so all the world can see
It’s the Mummy, Yo Mummy, magic Mummy don’t panic
but you now belong to me!

Can't stop this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't stop this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
It’s contagious (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Dance]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Yea, Can't stop this
I told you, can't stop this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Too good can't stop this
Let’ spread the word, you can't stop this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(repeat)

Rap Song


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Rap song (x2)

Rippin’ up the charts, making lots of money
Starring in a video clip draped by a little honey
Rollin' down the street with my stereo just pumpin'
I winked my eye flipped my cap went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as M she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
She looked me up and down and said “That’s all wrong”
I said “This is how you have to dress if you want to sing a rap song”

Rap Song (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to thrill
I saw this girl she rocked my world and I had to adjust my grill
She looked at me and smiled and said "Can you eat with that thing?"
I said "All of the big rappers are covered in such bling"
So we journeyed to her house she showed me all her rings
I tried every single one of them on – I love those things
She didn't know what to say she was hanging by a string
I said “I can’t go outside - without my bling bling”

Rap Song
You want to sing a rap song
Rap song
Bling chingy chingy bling

Posse in effect hangin' out is always cool
But won’t you please look away - before I drool
I find I get so nervous that I can hardly speak
My mind starts playing tricks - my legs feel so weak
If only people knew - what I was trying to hide
They’d pick me up in a sec and throw me - back outside
In a talent quest I’m sure to get the gong
But that’s what happens when singers stop singing and try a rap song

Rap Song
You want to sing a rap song
Rap song
Let me show you how to move

[Dance]

They will know your style by the way you wear your cap
Make sure your shirt is out and hanging like a flap
Gesture overboard and point at things that aren’t there
Get tattoos all over your back and cut your hair
Find a pair of oversized pants - baggiest is best
Pull your undies up so high – they touch your chest
Look into the mirror and you might see a nong
But that the price that you must pay to sing a rap song

Say what
Yo man you must be kiddin’
You're walkin' bro
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Rap Song(x2)

Play that Country Music Cowboy


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Hey, listen up!

Once I was a bad rap singer
making gestures with my hands
I never had no problems, yeah
Playin' for those dead brain fans
But what we're playing lately, yeah
Started sounding tired and old
So I went out square dancing, yes I did
Down at the local rodeo

And they were clappin' and singin'
And hootin' and-a hollerin'
And just when it hit me
these cowgirls turned around and shouted

Play that country music, cowboy
Play that country music right
Play hillbilly music, cowboy
Turn off the rappin’ and play that country music nationwide
Nationwide! Nationwide!

(Guitar/Dance Break)

Now wait a minute - I couldn't understand it
When they started clapping in time
How could I be so foolish?
I had to stand and dance in that line
I said I didn't like it (who does?)
Those big hats got attached to my brain
And so I wandered back there (had to go back)
To listen to that steel guitar twang

And they were clappin' and singin'
And pickin' at the banjo
And when they played Urban
they tore that farmhouse down and shouted

Play that country music, cowboy
Play that country music right
Play hillbilly music, cowboy
Lay off P.Diddy and play that country music nationwide
Nationwide! Nationwide!

They shouted
Play that country music
Play that country music
Play that country music
Got to keep on playin' country music
Play that country music
Play that country music
Play that country music cowboy
Boot scootin' boogie and play that country music nationwide
It’s a little bit country!(spoken)

They can’t take that away


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Tony Bennett’s nose
Harry Connick’s knee
Songs from Anything Goes
No, no they can’t take that away from me

Bobby Darin’s hair
If only you could see
My Sammy Davis stare
Oh, no they can't take that away from me

I may never, never be as good as an old jazz singer was
Still I'll always, always keep the memory of

The way you held your knife
Satchmo’s eyes can see
The way you gave me life
Oh no they can't take that away from me

No they can’t take that away from me

Al Jolson’s arm
Fever with Peggy Lee
Old Blues Eyes’ charm
No, no they can’t take that away from me

I may never, never be as good as an old jazz singer was
Still I'll always, always keep the memory of

The way you held your knife
Nat King’s eyes can see
The way you gave me life
Oh no they can't take that away from me

No, they can't take that away
No they won't take that away
can't take that away
won't take that away
No they can’t take that away from
meeee!

I Got A Girl


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6, 7, 8, 9, 10 The Mummy’s on a trip would all come in
With a little bit of this and a little bit of that
You can get what you see you can see what get
And I bet that you all a little bit excited
If you want an autograph: honey I can write it !
I got girls worldwide on the planet
Some called whitney and some called janet

I gotta girl in Paris I gotta girl in Rome
I even gotta girl in the Vatican Dome
I gotta girl right here I gotta girl right there
And I gotta girlfriend everywhere
I gotta girl on the moon I gotta girl on Mars
I even gotta girl that likes to dance on the stars
I gotta girl right here and one right there
And I gotta girlfriend everywhere

From Miami beach to Beluga Bay
From the Milky Way to east LA
From St. Tropez to my home cafe
That’s my way and I do it like day by day in

Africa - America - Europe and Australia
Asia - Canada - I take them all and marry her
India - Arabia - to the girls of Germany
All around the planet you can be my fantasy

I gotta girl in Paris I gotta girl in Rome
I even gotta girl in the Vatican Dome
I gotta girl right here I gotta girl right there
And I gotta girlfriend everywhere
I gotta girl on the moon I gotta girl on Mars
I even gotta girl that likes to dance on the stars
I gotta girl right here and one right there
And I gotta girlfriend everywhere

You and me - no matter where you from baby -
No matter where you from baby - baby only you and me

I gotta girl in Paris I gotta girl in Rome
I even gotta girl in the Vatican Dome
I gotta girl right here I gotta girl right there
And I gotta girlfriend everywhere
I gotta girl on the moon I gotta girl on Mars
I even gotta girl that likes to dance on the stars
I gotta girl right here and one right there
And I gotta girlfriend everywhere

Do You Like Rock & Roll?


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Go!!

1, 2, 3, come along and rock with me
because you sound so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

You sound so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
you must move your feet
To the sound of this crazy beat

Big black boots,
long blonde hair,
makeup thick
We don’t care

Well I can play
all night and day
but I feel like I wanna scream yea!

I know we ain't got
much to say,
tell me before you get away, yea!
Do you like rock & roll?

(repeat)

Oh yea. Oh yea. C'mon!
I could see,
you home with me,
but you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
Uh, be my girl.
Be my girl.
Are you gonna be my girl?! Yea

Pre-fab Girl


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I'm a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it's fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

I'm a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it's fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in this video world
Dress me up, where’s the mic, let’s make money
What’s this song, it’s sounds wrong, all the words sound the same
So I’ll dance, take a chance and I’ll fake it

I will sing, I will play
if you say that "I’m a star” oo-ooh

I'm a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it's fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

Hey Christina have you seen her?
Come on over baby
Come on Britney won’t you hit me?
One more time yeh
Gwen Stefani likes to party
I ain’t no hollerback girl
Old Madonna you’re a goner
Strike a pose

I can walk, I can talk, I can tie my own shoes
I can sing like Aqua but I won’t get the blues
Say my name, give me fame, I can sing it again
Do a dance, take a chance, such a Smartie

With my looks, and this voice, you’ve no choice, “I’m number one”
With my looks, and this voice, you’ve no choice, “I’m number one”

Hey Christina have you seen her?
Come on over baby
Come on Britney won’t you hit me?
One more time yeh
Gwen Stefani likes to party
I ain’t no hollerback girl
Old Madonna you’re a goner
Strike a pose

I'm a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it's fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

I'm a Pre-fab girl, in the music world
I sound plastic, it's fantastic!
You can’t turn me down, You’ll hear me all around
Self promotion that’s my brightest notion

Hey Christina have you seen her?
Come on over baby
Come on Britney won’t you hit me?
One more time yeh
Gwen Stefani likes to party
I ain’t no hollerback girl
Old Madonna you’re a goner
Strike a pose

Being a pop star is so much fun
I wonder when they’ll let me write my own songs?

You Can’t Stop the Music


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Everyone you meet, the children in the street
are swayin' to the rhythm, there's somethin' movin' in them.
There's no place to hide, so, why even try?
Can't you hear it coming your way, it's here to stay.
Music in our walk, music when we talk.
It's really something magic, to lose it would be tragic.
Can't you feel the sound movin' through the ground?
Music makes the world go around.

You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Take the cold from snow, tell the trees, don't grow,
tell the wind, don't blow, 'cause it's easier.
No, you can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Take the spark from love, make the rain fall up
'cause that's easier to do.

Movin' with the wind since the world began,
the beat is gonna getcha, beat is gonna getcha.
Music for the blues, for your dancin' shoes,
there's music in the way that we kiss, you can't resist.
Movin' through the trees, buzzin' with the bees,
the sound is gettin' louder, sound is gettin' louder.
Music when we play, when we kneel to pray.
There's music in the sound of the wind.

You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Take the heat from flame, try not feeling pain,
though you try in vain it's much easier.
No, you can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Change the master plan, take the hope from man
'cause that's easier to do.

On the radio, on every TV show
for each and every reason, each and every season.
Music when we love for the moon above,
music for the show of life that never ends.
Music on a plane, music on a train,
sailing in the ocean, music in the motion.
Music in your car, at your local bar.
There's music when you look at a star.

You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Take the heat from flame, try not feeling pain,
though you try in vain it's much easier.
No, you can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Change the master plan, take the hope from man
'cause that's easier to do.

You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Take the heat from flame, try not feeling pain,
though you try in vain it's much easier.
No, you can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
Change the master plan, take the hope from man
'cause that's easier to do.