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Music & Lyrics - Samples from Tarzan 2 the Rescue

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Tarzan and Jane (Listen to Sample) A Butt to put my Brand on (Listen to Sample)
Voodoo (Listen to Sample) Tarzan is Back (Listen to Sample)
Diamonds (Listen to Sample) Tarzan and Jane Reprise
Stupid Aussie (Listen to Sample)  
Cool Witchdoctor  (Samples are lower quality than CD for faster download)
 
Tarzan and Jane 

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My name is Tarzan I am jungle man
The tree top swinger from jungle land
Jane came along and offered me a ring
We weren’t meant for this marriage thing

Tarzan’s a weirdo, Tarzan’s a geek
No fashion sense and his armpit’s reek
Tarzan’s a weirdo, Tarzan’s a geek
So how did I score this freak!

Ten years ago you said you loved me
I was so young I was off my tree
I saved your life from monotony
At least you won’t need alimony

Tarzan is different, got a big head
He stinks me out when he farts in bed
Tarzan’s a weirdo Tarzan’s a geek
So how did I score this freak!

Monkeys and apes think I am their king
It’s really sweet when they kiss his ring
Ten years on it’s time for change
So that’s why you’ve been acting so strange?

Tarzan’s a weirdo, Tarzan’s a geek
No fashion sense and his armpit’s reek
Tarzan’s a weirdo, Tarzan’s a geek
So how did I score this freak!

Voodoo

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He's a bad witchdoctor
Very ugly man
Messing with voodoo
That's what he do
Spells to knock you out
With shrunken heads too
Watch your back, for he does voodoo
(Repeat)

(Rap by Witchdoctor)

Don't mess with me
'cause you're gonna come out looking pretty sad
Don't mess with me
I'm the man, I'm mean, ugly and bad
I'm number one
so lock the doors, shut the windows and hide under the bed
I'm number one
My plan will ensure you guys are properly fed

Just listen up
I'll tell you of a plan that will blow your mind
Just listen up
Unless we take this chance we may never find
Happiness
Not fairytales with rainbows and days that are sunny
Real happiness
'cause we all know happiness is a loaded tummy.

Diamonds

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Take a trip with these drips
You must think that I've got rocks for brains
But it's rocks hard stones
That will make this long trip so worthwhile
And if you think I really care about this great white ape
I'm afraid that you've been fooled again
For what I want is worth much more
What we are here for - is

Chorus
Diamonds
Small ones and big ones
Diamonds
Pay out or lump sum
Diamonds
Can you keep a secret?
Keep it under your hats
Stuff the cat in the bag
Hold on to your tongue
Don't you dare breathe a word!

Get the map from that sap
Then you boys can have a bit of fun
Look around not long now
Until we meet the chief with all his diamonds
Just imagine the wealth
All those things we could buy
Just follow the map there's no need to try
Yes and we'll all be set for life
You could afford a wife

Stupid Aussie

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Stupid Aussie
He talks so loud you can't ignore him
Check the cosie
Thinks he's sexy 'cause he shows his knees
Stupid Aussie
The lights are on but no-one's home
Like a mozzie
But I've seen smarter things grow on trees

He's the kind of guy who talks big
With the manners of a pig
He will play around in the bush
Just a pain in the touche

(Crocodile Man)
You'll never change me
You sheilas are barmy
You'll never change this bloke
You'd need an army
I'm the only man left in this world

He's the one who thinks he's so tough
Knocks them out with one fluff
He might wrestle alligators
Then say "See you later"
 

A Butt to Put My Brand On

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Show me a butt to put my brand on
And my two initials
Will end up looking fine
Help me to make the bottom line
A butt to put my brand on

Lend me your pants for just a second
and my graphic artists
will draw you up a treat
Smart shorts so sexy and so sweet
This butt I’ll put my brand on

(Chorus)
I’m Kelvin Klein, you all know me
Fame and fortune’s what I’ve got
But I’d trade them gladly
To find that perfect bot

Oh gimme your cheeks for just a moment
and my marketing department
will blow them up king size
Your star is surely set to rise
On a butt that has my brand on

Show me a butt to put my brand on
And my advertising
Will bring me lots of cash
Wash first or you might get a rash
From the jocks I have my brand on

Show me a butt to put my brand on
And my two initials
Will end up looking fine
Help me to make the bottom line
A butt to put my brand on
(Chorus)

Oh gimme your cheeks for just a moment
and my marketing department
will blow them up king size
Your star is surely set to rise
On a butt that has my brand on

Tarzan Is Back!

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Animals once feared my call
Running to help one and all
But now they do not come
They don't remember

Jane needs her man to help out
Why is my head filled with doubts?
I used to be the one
I must try again!

Chorus
(Yell) Hold on, won't be long, here I come
I'm still that man you once knew
(Yell) What you wished for is now coming true
Tarzan is Back!

Calling on my old jungle friends
Let's bring their game to an end
We'll sneak up on their camp
Set the captives free!

They think their plan will succeed
We'll make them pay for their greed
They'll change their wicked ways
Just trust in me!